One Thing Not to Fret Over

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You may or may not be aware that Brad Pitt is set to star in an untitled movie project currently being filmed, where he is a Formula One driver. I’m not aware that there has ever been an F1 driver still racing in their 60s, but no one has ever accused Hollywood of paying attention to facts and logic. I don’t know much about the project, but if it is starring Pitt – I’m guessing it has a fairly large budget.

I’ve seen where some fans are wringing their hands on this, and are considering it as another example of IndyCar dragging it’s feet and missing out on attracting young fans to the sport. I disagree.

First of all, we don’t know how good or bad this Brad Pitt movie will be. CART was on the cutting edge of developing a film project regarding an overage driver back in 2001. Driven fell just a little short of the mark in drawing in new fans, and it’s overage driver (Sylvester Stallone) was only 56 – not 60.

IndyCar’s detractors point to the Netflix series, Drive to Survive (DTS), and how it helped bolster F1 ratings as how IndyCar is falling behind. Keep in mind, that DTS was an afterthought after the first season was released on Netflix in March of 2019. It took a pandemic and lockdowns to make everyone suddenly discover it. It was more dumb luck on their part, than any grand marketing plan that suddenly made Daniel Ricciardo a household name. IndyCar did their best with a six-part 100 Days to Indy. It was well-produced, but was not laden with Formula One drama like DTS. I consider that a good thing, but I guess it’s not when you are trying to appeal to the masses.

Getting back to the movie starring Brad Pitt; this could be a real flop. Many racing movies are. There have been some good ones lately – like Ford vs Ferrari and Rush. I’ve not seen the new movie entitled simply Ferrari, but I’ve heard mixed reviews. It seems it is factual and there is a lot of attention to detail away from the race track. But I’ve also heard that some of the racing “action” is almost laughable, and is comparable to Driven regarding the ridiculous crash scenes. I can suspend a lot of reality when watching racing films, but when it comes to launching cars and CGI explosions – I have little patience with that.

The thing about racing movies is, they can go one of two ways. They can be factually correct and satisfy the racing nerds that will watch it; or it can be totally flawed and unwatchable to hard-core racing fans, but the general public will like it. That was the case with Days of Thunder. Racing fans scoffed at it, but the non-racing fans enjoyed it. Unfortunately, Driven didn’t appeal to anyone. I still maintain that Driven was not just the worst racing movie ever made – it was the worst movie ever made.

I took my then-12 year-old son to see Driven in the theater, when it came out. There were maybe twenty people in the theater when it started. When it was over, he and I were the only two people left. Everyone else thought of a million different ways to spend their time that was better than that. We stayed under the delusion that it might get better. It didn’t.

We stumbled across Driven on Netflix about a year ago and tried to watch it. Twenty minutes into it, I couldn’t take it anymore. Although I remembered it being bad, it was worse than I remembered.

The Brad Pitt film might be a viable project and end up like Rush, or it could be an updated version of Driven. We don’t really know, but since it appears to be totally fiction – I’m guessing it might be closer to Driven than Rush. I could be wrong, but when there is no factual story to serve as a guide like Rush or Ford vs Ferrari, that allows Hollywood imaginations to run wild. Lately, that has not been a good thing.

If IndyCar feels the need to have an IndyCar movie out there, let it be based on a true story. How about Foyt vs Andretti, or the story of Andy Granatelli and the turbines? I’ve always thought a story on the Unser brothers could make for a pretty entertaining movie. But another fictional account of Joe Tanto or Jimmy Bly probably needs to be left alone.

IndyCar had a slew of misfortune near the end of 2023. The first few weeks of 2024 have had a few positive bits announced, with no new bombshells. There are a lot of things the top-management with Penske Entertainment need to figure out in the next year or so; but fretting about the new upcoming Brad Pitt F1 movie is not one of them. Do we really want another Driven out there? Probably not.

George Phillips

6 Responses to “One Thing Not to Fret Over”

  1. I’ll likely pass on the Brad Pitt F1 film and just rewatch James Garner in Grand Prix. Done.

    • Bruce Waine's avatar
      Bruce Waine Says:

      Yes, Grand Prix is my top choice followed by Smokey & The Bandit, and third being Vanishing Point.

      Sit back& enjoy……………

  2. I’m looking forward to it.

    Side note – I worked the F1 race in Austin as a flag marshal at post 3 which is right before the esses start. Brad Pitt, Jerry Bruckheimer and the director got out of an SUV at our post and watched as cars entered the esses marveling at the speed. I would think at the very least that Bruckheimer will represent the car action accurately

  3. billytheskink's avatar
    billytheskink Says:

    Ferrari is not wholly a racing movie and the wrecks are over-the-top. The racing aspect of the film exists entirely to inform the character of Enzo Ferrari. The silliest racing visual in the movie, though, are not the wrecks but the brief intro depicting Ferrari’s days as a driver. The closeup shots of Adam Driver driving look like the green screen surfing scenes from a 60s beach party movie, so much so that it had to be intentional, right?

    The Pitt-F1 movie will at least have a feeling of authenticity given how and where they are filming it. Doesn’t mean the movie will be any good, that immersion didn’t make Driven a good movie (the same could be said about several sports movies), but it should help the movie look decent at least.

    I still contend there are a few racing movies worse than Driven: Dorf Goes Auto Racing (and I LIKE Tim Conway), Herbie Fully Loaded, Born2Race (a docudrama about the Unser brothers starring two character actors who neither look nor sound like the Unser brothers), Trading Paint… Not a long list, but Driven has company.

  4. George – have you seen Birdman? I like Michael Keaton, but pound for pound, would give Driven a run for worst picture ever!

  5. since we are bringing up bad movies….

    the only movie i walked out on: Videodrome.

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